Amazing Ideas That Will Make Your House Awesome—If you live in a narcissistic vacuum without chil

February 13, 2014

Posted By: Shaunescy

I saw a post today. And it's kind of a fantastical amalgamation of design ideas that seem whimsical and fun -- unless of course, you actually live with small people. This is the picture that set me off. Puhlease, hipster tie dye man. No.

Do you have a sand box? And kids? That board holding up your CPU is going to do nothing to help you. I pretty much hose my kids off with ice cold hose water outside when they've been playing in our sandbox. Inside? Yes, It might help me get to my zen place, if that requires that I have  an aneurysm.

And this is absolutely perfect. I mean it would be, if I wasn't making food and actually using my kitchen as a kitchen from 5 AM to 10 PM. Props for the space saving idea, but I am guessing that you have a separate rumpus room if your kitchen is this big.

And here we have the ultimate in fun-dining. My 7 and nearly 5 year old can surely master eating politely with this swing-set table ensemble!

After dinner, the family can relax on the couch, stream some Sponge-Bob and avoid spilling anything into, falling on, or getting our hair set on fire with the open flame coffee-table.

Well, ok. This is better. But, not so great to have those pointy mirror edges at eye level. No running in the house, kids!

What a stunner! The clear bathtub! I am not personally shy. I mean. . . I have kids, so my privacy is seriously limited, but c'mon. If I do happen to be able to grab a glass of wine and a book, and a bath. . . do I really want to be seen with my butt smushed up against this glass whilst doing so? I am sure the fart bubbles are very entertaining. Meh, I have hard water, so it'd be cloudy in a week.

Gah! Have you seen Suzy and Tommy?

Um, ditto.

After your bath, it's bedtime!

Wait, honey. . . we need to call 9-1-1. I guess that polyester onesie was really slick!


An improvement on the original design, right? Maybe if your toddler shot out of the end, onto the couch.

Ok pirate. . . make sure you use the potty before you tuck in for sleep. While you do that I'll turn on your nightlight.

What do you mean that there are monsters under the bed, shhh.

Sweet Dreams.


All my best, BunnyFufu ~ The Housewife

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